After reading Guy Kawasaki’s article on how a Web2.0 is built these days and also the new famous song about Web2.0 from Richter Scales, we came to realize that Web 2.5 is going to be completely different especially in regards to what kind of brew people will be drink at work.

Here’s a little howto on HOWTO make a Web2.5 company.

1. Get everyone involved in the company a constant flow of brew. (beer or hard liquor only)

2. Never hire someone under 30 until you turn 30.

3. Mix HTML + AJAX + Javascript + DOM + PHP + CSS + TAGS + STUMBLEUPON + DELICIOUS + GOOGLE + SINGLE MALT SCOTCH + BEER + Pizza + Asian Food + + Bloggers + More Tags + Humor + Videos + Sites + Yes More Sites + Other items = Web 2.5 SiteHoppin’

4. No Business Plan – Plan backwards, think outside the box, and drink more brew.

5. Hope for luck that things will get better everyday. No more relying on real stats, got to rely on your heart, your gut and your feelings.

6. Marketing: Piss (on) other people off, comment on blogs, write a $120 Press Release.

7. If a site doesn’t work, keep on making new sites every 2 weeks with different twist.

8. Take a rocket trip if you ever make a million bucks from the inter net.

9. Be prepared and get a nice L sofa, cable HDTV, skateboards, plastic Christmas tree, big pan for frying French Fries, French Fries, vegetable oil, salt, ketchup,mayonaise. Crab Net for crab fishing, putter, 5-iron, driver, and cool cheap IKEA desks and chairs. This will help all your workers to work in perfect harmony.
10. Promote anti-prohibition of alcohol at work. Establish new Free-Flow Law at work instead of the Dry Law.

All the costs involved in making a Web 2.5 company:

1. Move to San Francisco.

1. $350 per month on a quad-CPU server.

2. Hire one 1 Programmer/Developer/Hacker/Designer/Marketer/Sales/Boss/Customer Service/Accounting/Logistics and feed him beer.

3. Rent an apartment with a nice view of the ocean for all the people involved at $1,800/Month. Paint all the rooms with bright orange so no one will ever want to go to sleep… zzzz…..zzzzz…..

4. Stay in the apartment until you make a site that takes off or you run out of your money.

Here’s Richter Scales video that inspired our latest site developments. (blog…blog…blog it all… we like that one the most and we are blogging about the song also)

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