Here’s some fun drunken SEO…
It looks like Google is ignoring all out iframes now but they are indexing user pages and discussion pages. This is a good sign since Google IS crawling the user pages more than others. That means everytime you hop to a new site, a user history is kept online forever, which will get you higher on SEO. It might take a year or so but you will ultimately gain power over the search engines by having a “micro-blog”/”bookmarking”. At least that’s what the engineers at SiteHoppin’ have noticed through StumbleUpon.
Check out StumbleUpon’s results for site indexing… wow… ALL the users are listed first before anyone else. The secret? StumbleUpon is a massive collection of “micro-blogs”. Every time someone stumbles, it’s like him actually “making” a new blog post. Well, now we know, we proved it to you just now.
FYI, our wiki site has all nofollows removed except for editing. We are pretty experienced on this but it seems like users like Joetech, Husla3x, Allen23, Havoc21392 are taking over StumbleUpon’s SEO. As with all social networking site is that the first users always benefit greatly from SEO and traffic building powers. That’s right. You are actually investing in your power to be able to go SiteHoppin’ and rank each site with more beers than others who get in late. It might even be like a big pyramid scheme. Well, we like to joke about every business that blows up as some type of pyramid scheme. (As for Google’s AdSense, we do think THAT’s a pyramid scheme. And we didn’t tell you that we didn’t like pyramid schemes that are legal and cool.)
So now you know, everything is a big pyramid scheme when you come down to it, especially Google. Somehow, you gotta get all your 100 followers or some people to become evangelists for your new site which means you. So, what are we doing about it?
We are giving out Evangelist passes. That’s right, if you hop great sites and also bookmark great sites, we give you a big bottle of Jack Daniels.
A new feature that’s comin’ up:
Ability for users to be able to … ooops… it was my birthday and i had too many Jack Daniels that my girlfriend’s brother and his girlfriend bought me…
Well… we will continue tomorrow and see if we can break top 20K on Alexa rankings… We got close last time but hopefully tomorrow or day after, we will be able to accomplish it.
Well, that’s enough rambling for me on 3:28AM on the day right after your birthday. Well, great thing it still feels like my birthday…we are having a birthday party this saturday, all evangelists are invited if they live in San Francisco, that’s you buddy.
Oh yeah, I just remembered, we will be featuring “Mobile Auto SiteHoppin’ Mode” which let’s you browse the internet without a mouse or a keyboard. (Well, honestly it’s just a hyped marketing for auto-surfing back in the daiz…but we did revolutionize it with tags…and soon will be “user” tags…well in the end?
It’s basically a mashup of StumbleUpon and Del.icio.us. You take the two sites together in a speeder that can go at the speed of light and bring 2 molecules to make a new one like building the atomic bomb or somethin’. Well, everything is still public beta, we still haven’t launched officially and we are ranked around 20-30K on Alexa in 8 days since our launch.
okay, that’s enough rambling about dirty secrets behind our site, you should stop using this site because we are trying to keep it a secret.
It’s gonna be so big, we are thinkin’ Google is our whale to catch a ride on….
Okay…too drhunk…or drunkkee…drunkkkeeeeee…..drunkkkkkkkkk…drunkd.dsa.rndknrkadsnrn/asdnaskdfjasdfkashdf
cyaycaycycaycyacyaycaycaycaycyacayccyacyacyaycyacyacyay!
This IS a lot of fun…
gotta link more but too lazy and drunk on 3 hours and 24 minutes after mmy birfday ended…
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