Well, do you want to know the real secret behind SiteHoppin’? (other than the fact that it runs MediaWiki as backbone and that bunch of drunks are runnin’ the site?)

Here’s the secret, SiteHoppin’ save you 5 minutes per day if you visit around 20-30 websites.

How?

Simple, you bookmark your favorite sites with SiteHoppin’ (using the Firefox plugin we haven’t developed yet) and later on, you simply go to our custom tag search engine here:

And enter your tag that you bookmarked your favorite sites with. You can be anywhere, on your PC, Mac, Safari, Firefox, laptop, portable PC, iPhone, Nokia E90, or any other fancy PC/PDA device. The great thing is that you don’t even have to install a Firefox or Internet Explorer browser plugin or even know what a plugin is. All you gotta have is enough brains to click “once” after you get to site. Isn’t it great? Now you have a site that saves you 5 minutes per day for typing all your favorite URLs on your browser or even the time to click through your bookmarks.

The greatest thing?

We just saved you 5 minutes of typing your favorite URLs on any computer you use thereafter. Meaning, you have your current bookmarks saved on your laptop and let’s say tomorrow you got your laptop stolen, thrown over 50-story building, or even simply eaten by your best friend Odie.

Now, you have SiteHoppin’ to replace all that junk and technology.

Simply bookmark your favorite sites on SiteHoppin’ and access them, share them, or whatever you wanna do with them later on with just one user account. (Yes, it’s free you dumbass….)

With couple of really drunks supporting you all the way, we will scream until you save 5 minutes on your browser. Save yourself from a disc surgery, start using SiteHoppin’ now, and throw away your bookmarks, laptop, PC, MAC, and join the new “gang” of Site Hoppers.

Check out how I “wasted” my precious 60 minutes of my time clicking through “EntreCard” just to get to my favorite sites to drop cards. Now, I don’t even spend that much. I saved 55 minutes of clicking, typing, and wast of time simple adding all the Entrecard tech blogs on my SiteHoppin bookmarks. Now, all I have to do is select “Entrecard-tech” and “breeze” through my new favorite tech blogs so I can blog about each of them instead of complaining how slow internet and Web 2.0 is.

There, you got the secret to SiteHoppin’. Go use it. Use it on your friend’s PC, Mac, iPhone, or whatever. We don’t care about your stupid bookmarks. (We all really do care about the liquor we drink, that’s the most important part of our life.)

If you find a bug, don’t hesitate to tell us, we will probably tell you to go piss off somewhere or simply buzz off.

If you still care, we admire you, you are just as crazy as we are.

As drunk we are tonight, we save about 55 minutes from an hour of site hopping, simply using our own site. Thank you very much.

If you still doubt our site, go to hell and we will see you in heaven at the court of order where we will be the judges.

That’s all folks, from all the drunken fu*ked up, and just sm*shed moth*rfu*kin’ SiteHoppers at SiteHoppin’.com.

It’s great, to run your own site, you get to say whatever the heck you want to. Yes, we are not sellin’ ourselves out to Google, Yahoo, eBay, or whoever. We will keep SiteHoppin’ and droppin’ bombs like crazy. (bombs as in you know those stinky things that come out of your you know what?)

We are the first site run officially by complete drunks who can actually program and read programming books while fu*ked up, unlike your next door neighbor who stays on the computer all day and looks like a nerd and acts like one. We are your next door neighbors who crank music 24/7 all day and night and if you call cops, we know our rights and don’t let them even one foot in our apartment without proper warrants from the court. Basically, we break every rule in the city, country, and whenever and however we wish…that’s our big secret.

Okay, we need more shots so we have to say good bye until our next blog post.

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