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Okay, today, the drunken developers at SiteHoppin’ show you how to drink a shot of Jack Daniels by separating the mind from your body? Sound like Zen? Yes, it IS Zen, you dumb fuck.

So here it is:

1. Separate you mind from your body

2. Only feel the joy of drink and filter out anything bad in your mind

3. Tell your friends about SiteHoppin

4. Now we are having withdrawals, make sure to have lots of brew and liquor around. (THAT is the most important step you dumb fuck.)

Okay, we apologize for violent language.

Our excuse?

Duh, we are drunk, don’t even try to blame us for anything, we swear to kick you motherfuckin’ ass.

Oh yeah, we have that “auto-surf” function workin’, we keep forgettin’ to make a post about it, maybe tomorrow if we are drunk enough and not suffering withdrawals.

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