Some funny ass shit I found while SiteHoppin’ just now:

This shit is really funny, just don’t take life too seriously and you will enjoy this:

(HOWTO kill yourself/or not kill yourself w/ alcohol)

Notes: will cause liver and kidney damage if 'rescued' before

       death. Drink it all at the same time, quickly as possible. Dosage

       is questionable, I don't have any figures. Taking the spirits as

       an enema is supposed to be a very quick way of absorbing alcohol,

       but a less unpleasant way is to inject it. The dosage it takes to

       kill you depends on whether you drink normally, the state of your

       liver, whether you pass out on your back or not.

via depressed.net

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