Hi y’all,

Sorry to announce that the Beer Stock Market has been delayed for one more day. As we are 98% finished, we ran into some coding problems with database structures. We’ve found a solution but it’s gonna take us another day. So, keep your fingers crossed as we are about to fart out the first ever Internet User Venture Capital system all handcoded by some drunkards.

Our backs are hurting from coding in front of a computer all day long plus our minds are like big hairballs with lots of codes. Did you know that we were sleeping and sleep-talking some random codes?

Anyways, we are gonna finish this project and will be up definitely by tomorrow so check back often as you don’t want to miss our IPO (Initial Public Offering).

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