The 401-Keg Plan – the best current investment advice is to drink!
Here’s an excerpt from a chat I had with Josh:
(You can add me zedomax at gmail.com to your Google Talk if you wanna chat.)
Josh: nice me: i cant believe it but i think it’s gonna keep getting better..
Josh: ha yeah i think so too
4:52 PM New retirement plan…
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
4:54 PM me: lol
4:55 PM i will have to use that for the next post for sure
Josh: ha go for it
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