The 401-Keg Plan – the best current investment advice is to drink!

Here’s an excerpt from a chat I had with Josh:
(You can add me zedomax at gmail.com to your Google Talk if you wanna chat.)

Josh: nice me: i cant believe it but i think it’s gonna keep getting better..

Josh: ha yeah i think so too

4:52 PM New retirement plan…

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

4:54 PM me: lol

4:55 PM i will have to use that for the next post for sure

Josh: ha go for it

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