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Yey, my car got hit today while I fought with a college kid for a parking spot. Well, I live right next to San Francisco State, which makes it hard for “residents” to park their cars during the day ‘caz all the college kids are parkin’ in our spots for their 2 hour classes.  (Yes, parking in SF is probably one of the worst in the world!  I got about $2500 in tickets and also got my car towed last year for the Women’s Nike Marathon right in front of my apartment.  I also did get a Carpool ticket too on Bay Bridge.)

Well, not complainin’ ‘caz I was a such college kid once, a very wild one indeed with one ticket for exhibition of speed, called “Public Offense”, still lives on my record. I did get pulled over drunk 3 or 4 times, lucky the Cops were nice enough to let me go… (and yes for the record, I did get away from the cops one time going home with 5 of my drunk ass friends in my car…that WAS fun! The problem with Cops Show on TV is that they never show people who got away, just tryin’ to scare the public.)

Anyways, here’s how to deal with stoned out college kids the drunken SiteHoppin’ way!

Disclaimer: All information above could be a made up “story” and cannot be used against as evidence in the court.  SiteHoppers do not condone any illegal actions, it’s just a “story”.

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