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Well, in my Spaghetti version 0.3, I finally mastered the art of making Spaghetti.

Here’s how to make great spaghetti in 10 minutes:

1. Get a good tomato sauce. Don’t make from scratch, some tomato sauce in bottles do taste really good.

2. Cut up some onions, mushrooms, and garlic in “Italian” style by using your knife…

3. Boil water and put some salt and get those thingees on hot water until nice and edible.

4. Cook up some ground beef and add onions, mushrooms, and garlic and stir a lot.

5. When beef is cooked add lots of tomato sauce, then add the thingee. (crap too drunk to remember that thingee)

6. Enjoy the food and do it again daily until you develop a beer gut which will help you balance your golf swing.

7. Take some golf lessons at ProGolferDigest.com from Junger Woods. (That’s right folks, I REALLY got the golf bug, no more programming, no more blogging, just trying to make it on TV!!!)

8. Go gulp down a 40 while cooking… (oops, that should be number one)

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