Beer Belly Drinking Strap!

Hey, who needs a beer belly?
The Beerbelly comes with the sling, and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit up users up to 6′8″ and up to a 40″ waist. Made of neoprene, the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes. The bladder holds up to 80oz. of your beverage of choice and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling . When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly. You can use the Beerbelly to hold either cold or hot beverages. The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning.

Nice! While I won’t be buying one, what fun it would have been to listen in on the meetings where the creators were laughing their butts off about this idea.
Yeah, I bet the creators all had big bellies and likes to drink lots of beer.
I like that! Although I already have a gut so I would look odd wearing it.
I don’t need one. I already have a beer belly.
This thing looks really weird. The guy wearing this thing has no belly to start with so I can’t imagine what it would look like if he did.